Weird Sight at the Supermarket
Published by Toni August 22nd, 2006 in Uncategorized.So I was grocery shopping today and looking for salad dressing. I look towards the raspberry vinaigrette on the top shelf, since I like raspberry vinaigrette.
I then noticed that the bottle of vinaigrette was half empty.
At first I mentally cursed the salad dressing companies for being such cheap asses and not even bothering to fill the bottle these days, but I realized that didn’t make sense. I pulled the bottle off the shelf to take a better look at it.
Indeed, the bottle was only half full, and the seal was broken.
This could only mean one thing.
Someone had actually taken a swig of raspberry vinaigrette!!!
Totally grossed out, I put the bottle back on the shelf.
Who the fuck would drink salad dressing? I figure that a homeless person must have done it, but why salad dressing??? He could have drank milk, soda, juice, water- but he chose SALAD DRESSING?!?!?!?!
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Haha! The strangest thing I ever saw in a supermarket was at a late night Pathmark where there was someone wo worked there arguing loudly with the fruit loops. A friend of mine worked at another grocery store where this elderly woman would consistantly walk into the soda aisle, strip naked, and start spraying herself with cans that she would shake up.
I saw insect larvae in an ear of corn once at the Safeway.
Drogulus- That’s just nasy. Reminds me of Clerks though, for some reason.
Bug- I hope you didn’t accidentally buy that ear of corn!
You think that shit is crazy but I remember that one time you brought a shot glass with you to Ralphs and took shots of tequila in the store. And when one of the stock boys caught you, you tried flashing your boobies at him and when he screamed we ran out of the store without paying for the Cuervo which was really just olive oil and we ended up spilling it in your car that had leather seats and we couldn’t fucking sit still because it was all slippery. Boy we were sick people back then.
Thanks for the memories toni!
Ariel- LOL um, I don’t know if you’re just kidding, but the person you were with certainly wasn’t me
You wouldn’t remember… you were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO drunk.
You know I’m kidding. Does your mom read this or something?
Love Ya
Ariel