From the Mouths of Babes…
Published by Toni November 30th, 2005 in Uncategorized.My boss brought her 3-year old daughter to work today. She wasn’t supposed to come in to work since she had volunteer duties as a parent at her child’s school, but she stopped by to check emails and phone messages.
As anyone with children (or who has ever been around children) know, 3-year olds can be quite blunt at times -that is, if you can understand what they’re babbling about.
I was reaching for something on a shelf. The little girl stood next to me and said, “You’re big.”
I thought that she meant I was tall, so I replied, “Oh, that’s because I’m old.”
She then patted me on the hip and then said, “Your booty is big.”
Um, thanks.
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You should have told her there’s no Santa Claus.
LOL. Right outta the mouths of babes huh?
Oh dear lord. At least she didn’t tell you you were fat. Or ask if you if you were pregnant. Or say “EWWWW!” when you colored your hair. Kids.