Keep it Down, Woman!
Published by Toni November 25th, 2005 in Uncategorized.Good Lord!
In an older post, I told the story of my neighbor who gets loud during sex.
Well, she’s at it again.
And I swear, she sounds LOUDER this time.
At one point I could hear a banging sound accompanying her screams. What the hell are they doing in there?
I know I can be kind of loud too during nookie sessions, but when it gets to the point where I can actually understand what she’s grunting, that’s just ridiculous.
I guess it’s not just the turkey that got stuffed this weekend 
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You should record her screaming and then put a speaker up against the wall and play her back when she has company or something.
LOL, Dave. She does tend to have her whole family over.
Seriously, I couldn’t sleep last night. I’d be just about drifting off when all of a sudden I’d hear her scream.
At your next tenants meeting you could give her a ball gag in front of everyone else; a little embarrassment goes a long way.
Or offer to set up a webcam in her bedroom and split the proceeds with her. If you’re going to be up all night listening to her, you might as well make some money.
“If you’re going to be up all night listening to her, you might as well make some money.”
Hmmm…that may not be such a bad idea…
I guess it’s not just the turkey that got stuffed this weekend…
Now THAT’S funny.