Kaonashi Ga Suki

Man, I should have been doing this all along- taking note of my and my bf’s conversations and using them as blog fodder. This is pure comedy. You can’t make this stuff up, I tell ya.

So tonight we’re sitting on the couch. Bf is going through some old bills and throwing stuff away. I was leafing through a magazine and commenting on the silly articles. Apparently he couldn’t concentrate and asked me to stop bothering him.

Of course, that only led me to become more annoying.

Me: blah blah blah blah blah words words words words.

Him: Stop bothering me.

Me: What? It’s not like you’re doing work. You’re just going through your old bills.

Him: But I might mess up and accidentally throw something important away.

Me: Fine. *mutters quietly* blah blah blah blah blah words words words.

Him: *sigh*

Me: WhaaaAAAaaaaat?

Him: I guess you’re feeling better now. You can talk again. Yay.

Several minutes later, I get up and head towards the bedroom to get something. On my way back he was heading to the bathroom and we meetface to face in the dining room, in each other’s way.

Him: I’m gonna fart on you.

Me (wide eyed): Huh? Nuh uh!

*He stands there, looking at me. I hear a small popping sound escape from his posterior*

Me: Ugh! Eewww, dude!

Him: It’s about time I killed the romance.

Me: Puh, actually that was nothing compared to what I’m capable of!

Him (slightly exasparated): Stop bothering me!

Me: I’m just warning you pal. You don’t wanna know what can come out of my butt.