Word of advice- if you’ve just eaten and feel relatively full, do not accidentally fall asleep on top of a pillow.
On your stomach.
And then force yourself to wake up immediately to catch CSI.
Trust me- you will feel like shit.
Your neck will hurt.
Your head will feel weird.
You will feel queasy.
Second word of advice- do not drink raspberry iced tea and eat chocolate in an attempt to wake yourself up when your head feels weird and you’re feeling queasy.
It doesn’t work.
You end up feeling worse.
And throwing up the chocolate.
Afterward, you will not be able to go to sleep on account of being queasy.
It doesn’t help to try and lie down to go back to sleep.
You will be forced to continue throwing up.
So much for my dinner.
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Lol, hope you feel better soon Toni.
I’m sorry to read that you puked up a Milky Way. Better luck in the future.
But I have some great advice. If you plan to drink a lot of alcohol and you want to drink a whole party under the table, make sure to chase everything down with some spaghetti (chef boyardee if possible). You know you’re going to throw up (especially you toni) and you know it’s going to smell and maybe even project across the bathroom. If you eat a nice helping of spaghetti just before stomach departure you will be surprised at the satisfying experienc you will have. For one, your vomit will feel heavy and feel less likely to splash up at you. Secondly, the noodles will massage your throat upon exit. Lastly, that large space left behind from the spaghetti will need refilled and here’s your chance to do it with some water, ibuprofen and if you can, another helping of spaghetti. Spaghetti vomit doesn’t really give you that feeling of regret that you get with other foods and especially alcohol. So if you try it and you have the same experience I have (twice) let me know about it. In fact plan a spaghetti dinner this weekend! And drinks lots of wine.
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Ariel