Kaonashi Ga Suki

One of the things your parents teach you as a kid is not to lie. They tell you that lying is wrong and that it makes people distrustful of you.
However, this never stopped my mom from telling little white lies herself- and often getting me involved in it.

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A couple of you expressed your curiosity as to how my story ended, but before I finish it, I’ll talk about the events of the previous night first.

I’m not done yet! »

I think I […]

Back in college, my friend, who I’ll call Ariel, invited me to come down to San Diego for her birthday weekend. Although I may save the events of the actual birthday party for another post, I will say that I met a very cute sailor boy at her party. Ironically enough, he had the same […]

I’ve met all sorts of online people in real life. Some were really cool, some turned out to be jerks, and some were just plain weird. All of them were guys.
Yesterday, I met up with a girl. Not just any girl. One of my first friends in the blogosphere. Here’s a little post I wrote […]

Dear Pretty Boy Prick Who Was in the Ticket Line Ahead of Us,
Yes, we knew that you were stalling on purpose. We knew that you heard us talk about getting there a little late and missing part of the movie. And I’m sure you heard my boyfriend complain about the one person selling tickets when […]

As promised, I’m going to tell another story that involved me being naked in public.
In fact, I was naked in front of my pretty, young female co-workers, including my female boss. And they were naked too. There was a lot of steam and hot, sweaty bodies involved.

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I was eating a small bag of gummy fruit candies after lunch when I stopped. Why? I noticed that one serving was equal to 12 pieces, and that one serving was 90 calories.
The funny thing was that for lunch I had a patty melt and steak fries.