The Parking Impaired at Kaonashi Ga Suki

The Parking Impaired

Published by Toni July 20th, 2005 in Uncategorized.

Check out this photo collection of people who just can’t park for shit (or rather, don’t care) in the Yahoo! parking lot.

I especially like the ginormous SUVs that try to squeeze in the “COMPACT” sections.

Assholes.

There should be a rule in parking lots that say that anyone who parks like this qualifies for a massive keying.

People like this should be shot in the face. With a bazooka.

5 Responses to “The Parking Impaired”

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1 Jen Jul 20th, 2005 at 11:21 am

too funny…people that steal other people’s parking spots (as in i was patiently waiting with my blinker on when some jerk coming in the opposite direction pulls in in front of me). sorry… had to blow some steam as that happened to me recently at the mall. seriously, i would never do that to anybody in fear of retaliation on my car. on the other hand, i get screwed since i’m also too nice to even think of getting even to the Parking Spot Thief.
2 DJSlim Jul 20th, 2005 at 1:57 pm

People amaze me. Great find
3 Dave Jul 21st, 2005 at 9:41 am

If Yahoo! (or whomever owns the parking lot) really wanted to stop that, they would call a towing company and tow all the cars in the lot that were parked illegally. No warning, no mercy. Just $100 (or whatever the towing fee was) a pop to get the car out of the impound lot.

They might have to do that twice before they have no more parking problems.
4 Bug's Butt Jul 22nd, 2005 at 8:27 am

Don’t get me started on that. Last night my wife and I both had to deal with poor-parking jerkoffs.
5 RagDoll Jul 26th, 2005 at 10:43 am

I once had to crawl through my trunk to get into my car. Assholes had parked so close on both sides of me, I could not even squeeze in between the cars. Luckily I had a car that had a hatchback. I got in, and promptly opened each door, giving the cars beside me a good ‘thwack’ and a door ding. I happily left amindst the sound of 2 annoying car alarms.

I second the ‘tow with no warning note’ notion.

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