And Monkeys Have Flown Out of My Butt
Published by Toni April 29th, 2005 in Uncategorized.Tell me something, people.
When the hell did I fall into Bizzaro World?
Why didn’t someone tell me that Hell had frozen over?
These are the only explanations I can think of for this Wednesday’s jaw-dropping events on “American Idol”.
How the hell did Constantine -one of the frontrunners to win- get kicked out?
And how- HOW in the holy flying fuck was Scott Savol SAFE?!?!?!? Not to mention that Vonzell was in the bottom 3!!!
What kind of a country allows thuggish men with bad attitudes, anger management issues, and can’t sing for SHIT make it to the Top 5? What kind of a country allows such a man to continue on while other, significantly more superior, singers and performers have left?
I didn’t exactly want Constantine to win, but I always enjoyed watching him and his hamminess in front of the camera. Scott, on the other hand, was just painful to watch and listen to. And now Constantine is gone while Scott stays.
I am steamed, people. Really steamed.
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I hear you, but I’ll bet it makes you want to watch even MORE next Tuesday to see how long Scott can last, or if — God forbid — he’s “YOUR NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!!” I’m willing to bet the producers of the show love these votes…it just creates more outrage. And, as the saying goes, ANY publicity is good publicity.
Originally posted by Toni
What kind of a country allows thuggish men with bad attitudes, anger management issues, and can’t sing for SHIT make it to the Top 5? What kind of a country allows such a man to continue on while other, significantly more superior, singers and performers have left?
The same kind of county that elects a redneck from Arkansas who likes to get blown by moderately-attractive overweight interns to be president (twice!) and then follows that up by electing a moron from Texas (twice! again) who got his politically influential father to get him out of going to Vietnam.
I’m more shocked that Scott wasn’t in the bottom 3 than I was that Constantine left. How could he have done better than Vonzell? Scott should have left WEEKS ago, even before Jessica did.
The local radio station was talking about this and mentioned a website that wanted to bring an end to American Idol. The site encourages voting for no talents to mess with the results. I tried to google this site but could not find it.
Jumpcut- You’re right. All the producers probably care about is the publicity they drum up for ratings. I hope they realize they’re going to have one hell of a time in marketing Scott *if* he does win.
Dave- You’ve got a good point. But at least the “redneck from Arkansas” was just a horny bastard. He didn’t start a war and piss off the rest of the world.
Brooke- I’m with ya on that. Scott should have left a month ago, before Jessica.
Thao- You must be looking for votefortheworst.com. Yeah, those people are my heroes [/sarcasm].
I knew what SS was about *before* his past broke in the media. I say it’s little girls shivering over a “bad boy” who are keeping him in.
OK…I I’ve read the post and the comments and the people who are focusing on Scott are really missing something. Constantine sucked!!I’d rather see Scott every week than watch Constantine sit there and give me bedroom eyes friggin tuesday. I felt like i was watching a porno everytime that guy came on stage!! I can’t be alone in feeling like this. Seriously every week that guy was one 70’s bass guitar rift from any porno I’ve ever seen. Scott’s talent is debatable but he seems far more genuine than Constantine and in the end, maybe that’s what one him over — or maybe i just appreciate the fact that scott didn’t try to make sweet love to me through my television every week…
I don’t think I can watch it anymore.
Nicolette- There’s no way that teenyboppers are voting for Scott. He doesn’t exactly look like boy band material, or cute “bad boy” material (example: James Dean, early Marlon Brando) either. I think a lot of his voters are disillusional people who think that Scott “represents” them since he’s “Joe Average”. Um yeah, like the other contestants were born with a silver spoon.
Pop- I totally agree in that Constantine is a greasy creepoid, but I still don’t think he should have gone before Scott. No way man.
Voracious- Sometimes I say that too, but I always come back to watch it again.
You are so hot! Will you marry me?
Um, thanks for the compliment and the proposal inachu!
But I’ve already got a bf.